Wednesday, June 15, 2011

First Born


Sorry I Didnt Post Yesterday Dx
But POSSIBLY I'll Post
Twice Today :D


Ava : OHH GOD THIS HURTS !!


Ava : RAAAAAHH !!



Creepy Taxi Man : Why
Are You Out So --

Ava : TAKE ME TO THE
FRICKEN HOSPITAL
IM GIVE BIRTH HERE !!


Doctor : Breathe, In And Out.
Okay Okay Push !
Oh I See The Head !
Justin Come See --

Justin : *Passes Out*

Ava : AHHHHHHH !


Doctor : Its A Boy !




Ava : Why'd You Pass
Out ? Its Natural.

Justin : I Didnt Pass Out ..
I Fell Down In .. In .. Happiness.

Ava : *Rolls Eyes*



I Expected Girl.


Now Its Boyified.


Ava : Honey, Do You
Want Some Breakfast ?

Justin : Yes, Im Starved.
Thanks Babe.


Justin : What Will
We Name Him ?

Ava : Snuggapoo.


Justin : Hey Snuggapoo !
And We Can Nick Name
Him Snuggers.


Ava : *Laughs* I
Think Snuggers' Looks
Like A Christofer.

Justin : .. That Works Too ..



Ava : Oh Hot Damn.


Ava : .. Honey ? Im
Struggling With Mother Hood !!

Justin : HOLT SHI -- *Remembers
Theres A Baby* -- SHISH !


Justin : CALL THE
FIRE FIGHTERS !!


Ava : Im Such
An Idiot !!



FireFighter : STOP SETTING
YOUR HOUSE ON
FIRE !! RAHHHHHH !!


Ava Spent All Her Money
Replacing Her Kitchen.

Except The Stove.
(She Couldnt Afford It)


Ava : How Can I Survive
Being A Mom If I
Keep Almost Killing
MySelf ?! I Have To
Try Harder ..


I Think He Has To Work
EveryDay .. Which
Really Sucks.


*Later*


Ava : Who's A Happy Baby ?
Who's A Happy Baby ?


Ava : Mm .. Cereal.


Ava : Wow. Our Home Is
Dirty Right ? Mommy
Needs To Clean It Up.





Ava : Oh No Dont Cry.
Mommy's Here To Feed You.



Ava : Im Exhausted.
Good Night Christofer !


Ava : Its Like 2
In The Morning !
Dont Cry, Mommy's Here.


Ava : AH BRRRBBRGGG

Christofer : *Laughs*



Ava : Mama's Gotta
Sleep, Good Night.


Christofer : Waaaaah !

Ava : Mama's Here. Dont
Cry. You Like
Milk Dont You ? Milk
Makes You Strong !


Ava : *Laughs* Look
At Those Muscles !

Christofer : Raaaaa !


Ava : You Have To
Go To Bed Now Mister !
Or Ima Get You !
BBBRRRGGBBBBRGG

Christofer : *Laughs*


Ava : I Think He Likes
Me -- But Im Trying
As Hard As I Can And
Im As Tired As Hell.



More Cleaning.



Some Cooking, And A
Mama Make Over x3


(Those Are Not EA
Pants, Those Are Pants
I Downloaded -- And
Thats Her Sleepwear)

I Also Sold The Stove.
I Didnt Like The Burnt
Thing Just Sitting Ther Unused.




Ava : NomNomNomNomNom
NomNom


*Later*

Ava : Hey ! Im Throwing
A Birthday Party For My
Baby, Christofer. I'd
Like You To Come !


Ava : Yeah, You Can Bring Your
Family ! Bring Anyone !


Ava : When ? Oh ! Tomorrow
At 7pm. Because Justin
Gets Off Work At 6.


Ava : *Laughs* No, Thank
You ! I'll See You
Tomorrow !


She Got Her Maternity
Pay From Work. So She
Bought A New Stove.


Look Who Stopped By !
(He Looks So Hardcore
In This Picture)


Justin : Hey.

Ava : Honey, I Didnt
Expect You To Stop By.
How Are You ?


Justin : Im Good, Thanks
For Asking. Hows
Christofer ?

Ava : Kept Me Up All
Night, But He's Great. He
Showed Me His
Muscles This Morning.


Justin : *Laughs* He's
Gonna Be Strong When
He's Older.

Ava : Yeah .. Oh
And Im Throwing His
Birthday Party Tomorrow.
At 7 So You Can
Be Here.


Justin : Yeah, I'll
Be Here ! I Wouldnt
Miss It For The World.

Ava : Your Such A
Good Daddy.


Justin : When We
Get Married We Need
To Get A New
Place, Babe.

Ava : I Know ..
Saving Up For It.


Justin : Maybe .. After
We're Married .. I
Can Get A Better Job.
Mine Doesnt Pay Much And
You Have A Great Job.

Ava : You'd Do That ?


Justin : Yeah, For The Family.

Ava : You Called Us A Family.


Justin : I Did, Didnt I ?

Ava : Yeah .. You Did.
And Yes, We're A Family.


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